A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn’t familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors for a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,”Good morning, Madam, what are you doing?” “Reading my book,” she replies, thinking isn’t that obvious? “You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her. “But officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to issue you with a fine.” “If you do that, I’ll have to call my solicitor and sue you for rape,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you do have all the equipment.”
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

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That beautiful season the Summer!
Filled was the air with a dreamy and magical light;
and the landscape
Lay as if new created in all the freshness of childhood.
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

That beautiful fish for the summer seasons dish
Filled was the air with the bar-b-q sizzle
Dare that solitary cloud to dispense a drizzle
Lets make Regal Fish your all-time summer-time dish
~ The Regal Bard