…lets go fishing and the best place to land your catch of the day is www.regalfish.co.uk, see you there!

…we’ve got some great vacancies - if you enjoy selling & meeting people, it’s just like having your own business but without the financial start-up costs. To find out more take a look at the website Door To Door Sales Canvassers Form or telephone Keith 07825318851.

… to date I’ve won over a hundred lotteries! - been offered millions of pounds by people in high office! and offered every medical aid to help me do things my wife has been telling me I should have been doing anyway!
So, whilst I await the transfers of these monies, decide which football club to buy & chose a location in the world to build my hide-away villa (with swimming pool, cinema lounge, tennis court and garages for all the exotic cars). “wot…! - no dear I’m very busy!!”; I think I’ll take a look at the Regal website and order some fish, think my brain & body will be in need of nourishment…