…The East Coast shellfish industry is going to benefit from the opening of a new lobster & crabs holding centre at Whitby, on the menu “all year round” will be the very freshest of these popular shellfish and you can’t buy better than from Regal…
Things like this really make the Jolly Fisher, jolly!!!

…fed up - with the banks, petroleum companies, utility companies & building societies, all of whom try to screw you at the slightest opportunity!
If they adopted the Regal approach “Best Products, Best Service, Best Advice - Delivered everyday”, then maybe this country of ours wouldn’t be in the ****!
The Jolly Fisher (just slightly grumpy today)

…well if the banks can have cheap money, I want some of it too!

When the punter in the bookies bets & loses, can he call on the Bank of England to cover his loss.(The banks did!)
When the NHS, Fire Brigade, Police & Schools need additional finance, will they get it. (The banks did!)
When someone can’t afford their mortgage any longer, will they lose their house. (the banks will make sure they do!!!)
After all the money, we as taxpayers have invested (!?) in the banks, do you think we’ll get invited to their Christmas party?

Just tell me, what exactly is going on…?

The (not so) Jolly Fisher.

Don’t they know we’re in the middle of a “credit crunch” and yet Christmas appears to be here! At least we at Regal are well prepared (on your behalf!) keep an eye on the website and look out for the launch of our Christmas goodies….
And talking about goodies (sweeties) I just luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv - Chocolate (preferably Cadbury’s) and thank you in advance of the loads and loads you’re going to send me for my Christmas present(s)!!!
The very very very very (hic) Jolly Fisher (just a few liquid samples, well I’ve got to test the booze for Christmas Day, make sure its up to my standard)